Vote for Me!

Tuesday, November 4. 2008

I hereby declare my candidacy for President of the United States. So please write my name in when you vote today. Why did I wait until today? My platform is procrastination. You can expect me to drag my feet on such projects as:

Expanding offshore drilling
Invading foreign countries with no reason, or made-up reasons
Renewing spying on American citizens

In the immortal words of Mark Twain, "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

And whatever you do, please don't vote for this guy!

Posted by Mike Boone in Misc at 04:00 | Comments (2) | Trackbacks (0)

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Your procrastination will cost you the election. I've already sealed the deal in early voting!

But, wait... Is this the same Mike Boone I went to high school with? The "nuke [certain country not favored by the Reagan administration]" Mike Boone?

BTW, are you on Twitter yet?

#1 dcr (Homepage) on 2008-11-04 07:48 (Reply)

I'm still waiting for the recount. That Obama guy came out of nowhere!

I'm the same Mike Boone you went to high school with, but I've had 18 years to mellow out.

BTW, I edited your comment so that some nut Googling won't form the wrong opinion of me and send his friends to settle the score.

Not on Twitter yet...it usually takes me days to put together something interesting to say. The minute-to-minute tweets of a stay-at-home dad and computer programmer are probably not very exciting.

#1.1 Mike Boone (Homepage) on 2008-11-06 20:23 (Reply)

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